sawang, habuk and bangkai

"makin tua,makin kuat mencapap..haha"

wow it's been a while since aku stop menulis, a while ka?berkurun jugak la..haha after all aku duk gedik tulis2 ni pun sbb byk sgt masa utk dibuang dulu..tapi sekarang tidak lagi..too busy being me, my so-called-falling-apart-world before slowly to build up back, after almost 3 years aku finally standing back on kaki sendiri..cewahh..haha anyway life is great now, aside of being older everything else is totally awesome compare to apa yg aku penah cerita dlm blog lama dulu..there's a lot of stories to be told, about girls, bike and keje as a seafarer but let's just keep it for later. Tadi terbaca blk blog lama aku, what a pathetic life..haha

lembu, gagak dan tahi

hari ini aku akan kaitkan semua objek di atas dalam sebuah cerita. Actually aku plagiat daripada lecturer aku. It was an interesting story, banyak dia punya value yang boleh diguna pakai. Tapi sejauh mana kebenaran cerita ini, aku rasa tak betul sangat pun sebab tak ada unsur-unsur logik dalam cerita ini. Cakap banyak pun tak guna, so let's hear the story. One more thing, untuk memudahkan orang-orang kampung aku faham, aku akan translate kan cerita ini dalam bahasa ibunda orang kampung aku=p

alrite, here's how the story goes, there was a time when a bull and a crow lives together. During this period of time the crow is unable to fly high. As day by day passes by, the crow is getting tired of his situation. The bull noticed that his friend is feeling down, so as a good friend the bull ask the crow,

"dude, what's wrong with u? wussup with that ugly face of yours?".

The crow was caught by surprise, he never knew that he is ugly, i mean, he know that his colour are all black, but like the people always says" hitam itukan menawan" haha. ok2, lawak ja, back to the stories, because the bull is his only friend the crow feels like he should open up to the bull, so he told the bull what is bothering him,

" my dear friend red bull, although u look stupid, u still have a brain, it is no surprised, u noticed my sad face, but i'm not ugly ok, actually bro, u know that i'm a bird right? but i can not fly high, i'm jealous with all other bird, which can fly up even higher than KLCC, i wish i could fly high enough to see how's the view from above that tree"

oh i forgot to mention, there was a huge tree where they live and the tree is also very tall. The bull then nod his head, try to show that he totally understand how his friends feeling right now. Using his brain to brain storm, the bull managed to come up with an idea to help the poor crow who can not fly high.

" dont worry dude, i got a solution for your problem. u see, i'm a bull right?i eat grass everyday, i'm pretty strong even i dont take suppliment because the grass have good nutrition. So to be strong like me, why dont u eat my shit, it may sounds gross, but the nutrient is good for u. I promise u, it will get u fly to the top of the tree."

Being so desperate to fly, the crow agreed to his friends idea. After all, he is a crow and crow do eats all kind of rubbish. So it's not a big deal for him. Everyday after that, the crow eats whatever that comes out from the bull's ass. After a while, there was improvement. The bull was right. Then the crow continue eating the shit until one day, the crow manage to fly up to the top of the tree.

It was an amazing accomplishment by the crow. The second he reaches at the top of the tree, a farmer saw the crow. The farmer took out his gun and then shoot the crow. A direct hit to his head. The crow die in an instance.

So guys the moral of the story is, "bullshit" can take u to the top, but u wouldnt last long at the top. Bullshit is still a bullshit. Stop bullshitting and be honest with urself k. peace out~

Bising Siot

"laki jahat!!!!!!"

ok here's one thing that we may be terlepas pandang, biasa la manusia kan, ignorance. Bila cakap pasal benda ni mesti definisi insan tu diungkit balik,insan kan pelupa. Alasan. Pada dasarnya aku hampir percaya bahawa spesis jantan merupakan spesis yang suka menipu atau mempermainkan spesis betina. Yang peliknya, aku rasa kedua-dua spesis sama sahaja. Jantan cara jantan, betina cara betina, mungkin pengdekatan ataupun perlaksanaannya berbeza mengikut jantina namu sifat dan hasilnya tetap serupa. ok pause! what the capital F yang aku bebel ni??

Macam ini ceritanya, recently aku dah bergiat aktif main tagged balik since FB so damn slow and boring, nothing happening, same ol' same ol'. So, what's cool about tagged?simple, kat tagged mostly strangers, memang tak kenal la, site yang sangat sesuai untuk mencari kenalan baru ataupun mangsa baru depends on ko punya intention la, nak yang baik, dapat yang baik, nak yang jahat dapat yang jahat. ok, so because site ni totally strangers ramai yang ambil kesempatan untuk berkenalan dengan awek2 cun or balak2 hot, depends on ko punya orientation la, straight ke, gay ke, lesbian ke, lantak ko la kan, abah aku tak kesah pun.

alamak tabiat lama tak hilang lagi la, suka sangat terpesong. ok2, cerita betul dia, kat tagged nh pun ada jugak la macam space untuk tulis ko punya luahan perasaan, mcm kt wall lam fb tu. Then, setelah beberapa ketika bergiat secara aktif dalam tagged nh, aku perasan ada satu macam trend pulak post2 awek2 kat sini, mostly blaming the male species, "npe laki slalu tipu pmpn","npe laki slalu curang","xde ke laki yg setia". so sedikit sebanyak mempengaruhi persepsi aku, mungkin semua laki dalam dunia nh macam taik, playboy and suka main pompuan.

tapiiiiiiii...bila aku tengok cermin, rasa something wrong la, laki pun ada gak kena kelepet ngan awek2, so sama je la kan, baik buruk jahat curang setia jujur bagai tu adalah depends on individu masing2. kalau dah setan tu dah tentu la bersifat setan kan, tak kesah la jantan ke betina. Jadi, apa yang membuatkan kaum hawa dilihat sebagai mangsa dalam sesuatu perhubungan yang gagal??dah tentu sifat perempuan yang suka meluahkan perasaan, tak boleh simpan kat dalam katanya boleh merosakkan organ dalaman, sebab tu perempuan suka kongsi2 masalah kn?kn? bagi laki pulak, kalau dah kena kelepet ngan awek, agak2 ko la kn, nk ngaku ke?malu la beb, gile ko kne maen ngan pompuan, malu2..mana nak letak muka? the only reason pompuan nampak sebagai mangsa sebab dorang BISING SIOT!!

tenk says..

aku obses nak kurus tapi lagi obses nak makan so as the result maintain berat badan yang sama, work out like hell in the end eat like a pig. haha.

karma shouldn't be a bitch, what goes around should comes around so kau pijak aku hari ini sepatutnya kau kena pijak balik esoknya.

life ain't easy, i never take my life as a serious matter, so i keep living on until death do us apart.haha.

i had a lot of ideas which never comes out, buried deep inside my f**king brains, reality sucks, said what u had in mind, people will start judging you.

i dont really care how people viewed me as a person, u aint boss of me so i dont give a shit.

brutal is the result of endless torturing, it makes u puke, u can even vomit blood.

love hurts, been there, done that!

boring is the name of person who sits beside you in class.

movies is the best channel to learn, learn by watching, seriously not a hard work.

why do i make mistake?because i never learnt.

do i regret my life now?sometimes yes, sometimes not, depend's on how f**ked up my life is on that day.

passionate is the ultimate gift that i treasured, being passion about something,err more on someone likely in my case, may be viewed as idiotic from others.