hari ini aku akan kaitkan semua objek di atas dalam sebuah cerita. Actually aku plagiat daripada lecturer aku. It was an interesting story, banyak dia punya value yang boleh diguna pakai. Tapi sejauh mana kebenaran cerita ini, aku rasa tak betul sangat pun sebab tak ada unsur-unsur logik dalam cerita ini. Cakap banyak pun tak guna, so let's hear the story. One more thing, untuk memudahkan orang-orang kampung aku faham, aku akan translate kan cerita ini dalam bahasa ibunda orang kampung aku=p
alrite, here's how the story goes, there was a time when a bull and a crow lives together. During this period of time the crow is unable to fly high. As day by day passes by, the crow is getting tired of his situation. The bull noticed that his friend is feeling down, so as a good friend the bull ask the crow,
"dude, what's wrong with u? wussup with that ugly face of yours?".
The crow was caught by surprise, he never knew that he is ugly, i mean, he know that his colour are all black, but like the people always says" hitam itukan menawan" haha. ok2, lawak ja, back to the stories, because the bull is his only friend the crow feels like he should open up to the bull, so he told the bull what is bothering him,
" my dear friend red bull, although u look stupid, u still have a brain, it is no surprised, u noticed my sad face, but i'm not ugly ok, actually bro, u know that i'm a bird right? but i can not fly high, i'm jealous with all other bird, which can fly up even higher than KLCC, i wish i could fly high enough to see how's the view from above that tree"
oh i forgot to mention, there was a huge tree where they live and the tree is also very tall. The bull then nod his head, try to show that he totally understand how his friends feeling right now. Using his brain to brain storm, the bull managed to come up with an idea to help the poor crow who can not fly high.
" dont worry dude, i got a solution for your problem. u see, i'm a bull right?i eat grass everyday, i'm pretty strong even i dont take suppliment because the grass have good nutrition. So to be strong like me, why dont u eat my shit, it may sounds gross, but the nutrient is good for u. I promise u, it will get u fly to the top of the tree."
Being so desperate to fly, the crow agreed to his friends idea. After all, he is a crow and crow do eats all kind of rubbish. So it's not a big deal for him. Everyday after that, the crow eats whatever that comes out from the bull's ass. After a while, there was improvement. The bull was right. Then the crow continue eating the shit until one day, the crow manage to fly up to the top of the tree.
It was an amazing accomplishment by the crow. The second he reaches at the top of the tree, a farmer saw the crow. The farmer took out his gun and then shoot the crow. A direct hit to his head. The crow die in an instance.
So guys the moral of the story is, "bullshit" can take u to the top, but u wouldnt last long at the top. Bullshit is still a bullshit. Stop bullshitting and be honest with urself k. peace out~
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